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You've read The Onion.

You've listened to The Onion Radio News on 97.3 K-Rock and other such stations.

But did you know The Onion News Network now has its own YouTube channel?

Probably the funniest straight minute imaginable is this video: FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It's Alyson Hannigan


Other highlights include:
Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'

Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day

Oh, it has nothing to do with The Onion, but here's more Allyson Hannigan:


Where were we? Oh yeah:

US Schools Trail World In Child Soldier Aptitude


Ron Paul gets testy over Iraq -- no, wait, that's not from The Onion, it just sounds like satire.

Mean Automakers Dash Hope For Flying Cars

NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast

Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex

Breaking News - Something Happening In Haiti

And finally -- female scientists report there is no domestic abuse in America: