2020-08-19

David Hasselhoff Seth Macfarlane Roast Comedy Central

Editors Note: this post was written in August 2010 but for some reason ended up stuck in draft status. As a result, 10 years to the day after it was supposed to go online we have reposted it as-is.

Saturday night I watched the Roast of David Hasselhoff on Comedy Network. As I mentioned on Twitter, Canada's comedy network was able to include all the fucks they wanted, yet censored out an AIDS joke at Pam Anderson's expense.

Family Guy creator Seth Macfarlane was the host, and other than a way-too-long Simpsons related joke from Gilbert Gottfried and a few South Park gags, people left Macfarlane alone.

Because of this, I just while putting away dishes came up with a few gags that while not particularly red-band material, tear that liberal piece of trash up a little.

Seth Macfarlane, ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man in Hollwood. You know, a lot of people don't know this, but Seth was supposed to be on one of the planes involved in 9/11, but missed it. So really, really, the luckiest man in Hollywood. He survived 9/11 and has no less than three hit shows on FOX -- well, two plus The Cleveland Show -- but that isn't what makes him the luckiest man in Hollywood. No, its because he's the only creative talent in Tinseltown who doesn't have to worry about having his work stolen by Seth Macfarlane
As I mentioned, The Cleveland Show is pretty bad. In fact, that show is so terrible that after its first airing Jesse Jackson called Mark Fuhrman to apologize.
Seth Macfarlane is a pretty liberal guy, we all know he loves to burn prominent conservatives. It's a little unfair though: if Sarah Palin was as simple as she was portrayed on Family Guy she'd be one of its writers.