2015-03-05

Who Killed the Electric Car? Everybody, including you.

Electric car manufacturers -- don't act surprised -- are pissed off that you aren't paying more for gas.

These worthless pricks who President Monkey has been lavishing with taxpayer dollars still aren't actually producing a product of value (or resale value!) and therefore are left salivating that American taxpayers can stop paying people who make things long enough to throw some money on their useless vehicles.

Nissan has even resorted to blaming their electric car sales on the recent eastern weather issues, which drives the point home more than anything: these cars are actually useless in the real world where people might wish to drive places. They're less useful than a $15,000 hatchback, three times the cost, and of no use to anyone.