A curious appeal to the hockey gods

Dear Hockey Gods^†

I like hockey. Watching it, at least (as you know, I refused to play in Atom when the coach tried to make me play left-wing).

I've very much enjoyed these playoffs, even though Montreal and Vancouver went far too deep for my liking. Also, Chris Pronger is still alive, and I thought we discussed this after the Anaheim fiasco.

Still, despite my love for hockey, I have one small request: until the fall, can we have no more games after tonight?

My regards,
Feynman & Coulter's Love Child

Go Blackhawks!

^† Lots of people mention "The Hockey Gods", but few know who they really are. There are four: the ghosts of Jacques Plante, Bill Hunter, 16th Earl of Derby (Frederick Stanley), and Don Cherry's dog Blue.