96th Grey Cup

Well, we didn't get the Battle of Alberta that had been hoped for. Thanks a fucking lot, you useless dork Macochia.

Anyways, we end up getting the Calgary Stampeders vs. the Montreal Allouettes. Your humble correspondant will be hosting a house party for the big game, which features Alberta (yay!) versus Quebec (boo!).

Or, as I'm calling it:

Steers vs. Queers!