One of the big stories today is Lindsay Lohan's recent rant against Sarah Palin.

I mean, this is so amazingly outrageous that even hard-core left-wing MTV couldn't help but note this was less than a blistering attack:

Just typing about Palin, whom Lohan called a “narrow-minded, media-obsessed homophobe,” apparently filled her with so much “fear, anxiety, concern, disappointment and stress” that she reportedly punched a paparazzo in the nose later that night, after tripping over a metal barricade that she mistook for a photog’s foot, according to TMZ.
After all, if you're looking for socio-political analysis, naturally you go for the rehab-regular girl celeb who's famous for her cocaine and alcohol addictions, and has decided to follow the trends by carpet-licking a woman so ugly that even dogs won't lick her without at least 3 gallons of gravy poured over her. In fact, Lohan and this woman who looks more manly than I do are rumoured to be engaged to be sapphist-married. If this doesn't put another 600,000 votes in the McCain camp, who knows what would? (Even MTV almost wants to make this point).

Still, the best part of Lohan's post is this:
Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she’s FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land…. Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard.
Er, Lindsay, Sarah Palin supports drilling for oil in the infamous ANWR wildlife refuge. Assumably, her support for this famous concept is what is being mentioned. Should somebody tell Lindsay Lohan that Sarah Palin was the Governor of Alaska? And maybe, just to make sure, ask Lohan if she can guess what the "A" in "ANWR" means?

Sarah Palin wants to drill for oil in protected land, which is in her backyard you useless lesbo twat (no pun intended).