I've been Hazed and Confused

This afternoon on SONIC 102.9 they discussed the fourteen St. Albert students charged with assault with a weapon after a hazing incident.

The host (whoever does the afternoon show) for whatever reason got onto the topic of, if Barack Obama wins the U.S. Presidency, what sort of hazing ritual would he be required to endure.

I'm really really sorry, but my first thought was that if people did want to haze Obama, there is a convenient option already available.

Obama "ascends" to the Presidency?

(how in the world did he think that was an acceptable talk for people to call in about on the radio anyways?)