Alberta Separatist Olympics

Official Medal Count:

The Independent Republic of Alberta:
1 Gold, 1 Silver, 1/2 Bronze

The Democratic People's Republic of Quebecois:
1 Bronze

The Dominion of the Rest of Canada:
1/2 Bronze

Please note: The above medal totals are not in any way shape or form intended to acurately depict any sort of intrisic value in the results of these or any Olympic games. I still think this whole Olympic thing is a complete waste of time, and vow that any Albertan nation I lead will not waste a moment's thought or effort into this nonsense.