Today is Mayor Coward's Fag Lunch at the annual University of Alberta Sodomite Sodomy Sodfest, and in attendance is the Suzuki-chumming and uranist-loving disgrace of an Oilers team captain: Andrew Ference.
For those regular readers and Twitter followers, a handy guide: in the future whenever I refer to the Pillow Biter Familiar online, I'll stick with the hashtag #OilersFistCaptain.
