I tweeted this one earlier, but if you're an Indian woman and you are wondering if you're the next one who is going to be murdered or go missing, there's an easy little test you can perform.

1. Are you a hooker? They tend to get murdered.

2. Are you in a close relationship with an Indian? (Close here means you're dating one, are married to one, or are the daughter or sister of one. Indians are far more violent than non-Indians.

So there you go. Are you next? If you're in one of these high-risk groups, then yes. You should get out, immediately.