And his wife went swimming in Beaverhill Lake

Can you actually believe this classic joke is nowhere to be found on the internet? Okay, so I have to post it here then:

A man from Vancouver was traveling through rural Alberta on business, and while examining some machinery in Tofield a piece of equipment landed on his foot and severed his big toe. He ended up in emergency where the doctor was unable to reattach it.

Hoping to raise his spirits, the doctor joked "well that's ironic isn't it? You come to visit Tofield and you lose your toe!"

The man nodded. "Good thing I wasn't in Cochrane or Balzac!"