Like, OMG! This is, like, bigger than the, like, economic crisis and the constitutional crisis like, combined! OMG!

Britney Spears is coming to Edmonton!

Like, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

(Related news: Nickelback is jewing Winnipeggers out of Britney-night, and Britney will not be playing in Calgary because she's worried about being called out as sloppy seconds if she dates a Calgary Flame, or something.

I guess you have to click here to watch Britney on YouTube. What's with all the disabled of embedding by major labels? Lucas Gonze takes them on.