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Three news stories that just don't seem all that shocking:

  1. Britney Spears has filed for a divorce of husband Kevin Federline.
  2. "Doogie Howser" is a faggot, shocking every person on earth who's never seen this poster:
  3. Europeans are giddy over the Democrat victories on Tuesday's elections. The Derka Derka crowd agreed.