"Country vocalist Kenny Rogers repeatedly and vehemently denied rumors that he engaged in cheatin' behavior during Game 2 of the World Series"

Other recent baseball articles online at The Onion:

Joe Buck Can't Resist Urge To Join 'Go Cards!' Chant

Detroit Tigers Carry Jim Leyland To Bathroom

Kenny Rogers Denies Cheatin' During World Series

Hideki Matsui Unable To Grasp Translator's Explanation Of Where Cory Lidle Is

Remaining MLB Playoff Teams Say Things More Relaxed Without Yankees Around

Miguel Tejada Claims He's Never Heard Of Jason Grimsley, Steroids, Orioles

Bud Selig Nervously Informs Ozzie Guillen That White Sox Aren't Making Playoffs

Alfonso Soriano Regrets Joining 40-40 Club After Meeting Other Members

Roger Clemens Evidently Pretending To Pitch For New York Yankees

Cal Ripken Jr. Moves Into 8 Billionth Place On Consecutive-Games-Not-Played List

Post-Game Comments Reveal A-Rod Unsure Whether Yankees Won Or Lost

A-Rod: 'I Hate Being A New York Yankee'

Mets Acquire Guillermo Mota From Indians In Daring Midnight Raid

Randy Johnson Asks Chien-Ming Wang For Some Pitching Advice For A Pitcher Friend Of His

Lou Piniella's First Big Move As Cubs Manager Is To Resign

Trevor Hoffman: 'I Want To Be A Hall Of Famer Right Now'

World Series Overshadowed By Thrilling New MLB Labor Agreement

Alex Rodriguez Placed On Emotionally Disabled List

Baseball Imposes Tough New 'Three-Strikes-You're-Out' Rule

Yankees–Red Sox Rivalry Running Dangerously Low On Storylines

Experts Predict No NL Team Will Go Deep Into Playoffs

Confident Pedro Martinez Performs Own Rotator-Cuff Surgery

Frank Thomas Credits Recent Power Surge To Steroids

And finally, an NHL related one:
Zdeno Chara Out Two To Three Periods With Fractured Skull, Broken Leg


I, Like The View said...

hello love child

I don't really understand your blog, despite spending some happy months well over 20 years ago in Edmonton (and a coupla weeks in Calgary) when someone called Wayne Gretsky played a game with a bunch of people called the Oilers on skates (I may have some of my facts wrong)(but I don't think that was anything to do with what you write about)

I was there a while after the Mt St Helen's eruption and remember the amazing sunsets in the evening, I used to cycle around the gorge of a big river, I could go on and on but I'm probably boring you

I guess what I should have just said was: it's a real bummer when photoblogger is down, eh?!