A philosophical and religious question about the union of man and woman

Namely, did God give the world Leonard Cohen so that we could get frigid chicks into bed?

Seriously, if you have some girl who's not putting out, just slip on a Leonard Cohen CD... box set if you have a stereo with a carousel.

Halfway through Famous Blue Raincoat she'll be giving you oral sex.

By the end of So long, Marianne she'll be giving her sister oral sex.