Women shouldn't have the XX chromosome because everything they do makes us ask "why"

Today I had a sorta long talk about a mutual friend regarding the "infamous M_______" as I've put it. Turns out that she stopped talking to me for 18 months [and counting.... -ed] because I made an unwanted pass at her...you know, after she invited me over, danced with me in a see-through nightgown, and wrestled with me on her roommates bed.

Oh, that's a relief. For a while I was worried it was going to be over something unreasonable.

Also went through an ex's blog today, and discovered the entry from our breakup... two lines long with an "optimistic" tag. Well, so long as they're all being crazy. Two down, who's going to be the third surprise du jour?