Memorandums for he whom this correspondant is in the habit of referring to by use of the perpendicular pronoun

In short, Note to Self

This is pluralized though, so its memos (shouldn't the plural of memorandum be memoranda? dictionary.com disagrees)

Anyways, before I forget:

- Do a blog post someday about fast food salads. On a related note, the new spinach chicken is just like the old one.

- Seasons 2-4 of a television show are usually the best. Discuss, with relevent examples.

- Dictionaries should be available in phonetic versions. How hard is that to understand?

- Why is everybody afraid of building up?

- Get that freaking apartment clean you lazy sumbitch!